5L - STATE OF 5 NATION - O.AP.D.A (ORGANISATION AGAINST PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION)

If you thought it was safe to hold hands and smooch your high school fling in public you were wrong! It is illegal for under 16’s to do PDA in South Africa.
Today, the Petty Police will be deploying not the “H.A.W.K.S.” but the “O.A.P.D.A.’s” (Organisation Against Public Displays of Affection), a special task force that will be monitoring your pre-teen dates. We hear a press briefing about how this task force will go about their mission.