There are South Africans who’d never EVER consider becoming an All Black rugby supporter, so we begged them…

The request a laser hair boutique would not expect...

On Friday you had a whole plan. The garage, the gym, the admin, that friend you keep not seeing. It's 4:42 on Sunday and the country confesses what it actually did instead.

In 2015 a woman sang a song about making crumble on a Casio balanced on an ironing board and walked out with a Golden Buzzer. Eleven years later it still refuses to die, so we gave it a South African rewrite.

THIS HAD US FLOORED!

A kind... polite... request to Mzanzi's hairdressers

A number goes on Mtha's forehead, the entire country can see it, and he gets ten questions to work it out. He never asks the clean ones, which is exactly where this goes wrong.

Darling has an update from the All Blacks game

O-O-O-yeaaaah!

WhatsApp is moving 100 billion messages a day and a worrying number of them are a cartoon frog instead of an actual answer. Tom and Mtha come for the grown adults who communicate exclusively in stickers.

The All Blacks are on a full South African tour for the first time in thirty years, and most of you were not even born the last time it happened. So Tom and Mtha ask what you have waited longest for, and whether it was actually worth it once it arrived.

How good is 5 Nations hearing....

Lethu dropped out of uni and his mother was NOT HAPPY! 

Can you arrest? Please!!!

Tom calls his best friend and agrees with every ridiculous answer to “guess what?” One tiny lie quickly spirals into a completely unhinged story.

One celebrity, one fight and their entire fortune on the line. Listeners reveal whose bank account is worth catching hands for.

Dissh is giving parents two extra weeks of paid leave every year until their child turns 12. Great policy or a raw deal for child-free employees?

Some couples avoid conflict. Others secretly love the drama. Tom and Mtha ask whether a good argument can actually be part of the fun.

Three glasses. One contains vinegar. Tom and Mtha must take a sip, keep a straight face and convince everyone they drank something else.

The Waste Your Time Phone Line is back with another beautifully pointless call. This time, the mission is simple: ask for cake that maybe goes against the bakers morals

Comrades morning hits different. From dark-road spectators to nervous spouses, shuttles, water tables and early-morning chaos, we check in with the people living the race-day madness across KZN.

 Elon Musk is rich, weirdly fascinating, and somehow always in the news. We unpack the SpaceX hype, the money, and why the world can’t stop talking about him.

A wildly specific phone call, one strange request, and a pet parrot that may or may not be welcome. It’s pointless, awkward, and exactly the kind of time-wasting we love.

Inspired by Theo James trying a South African accent, we’re opening the lines for listeners to show off their best impressions, accents, and full-on character switches.